SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIER OF AIDS!
Hearing AIDS, Band AIDS, Roll AIDS, Walking AIDS, Government Aids , Medical AIDS and most of all Monetary AIDS to the children!
THE GOLDEN YEARS have come at last!! I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw. My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, No sense of smell, I look like hell! My body’s drooping, got trouble pooping! So, the GOLDEN YEARS have come at last??? Well the GOLDEN YEARS can kiss my ass!!!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?” 80% of the congregation held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time except one small elderly lady. “Mrs. Jones?, are you not willing to forgive your enemies? “I don’t have any”, she replied, smiling sweetly. “Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?” “Ninety eight,” she replied. “Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the world?” The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said; “I outlived the bitches.”
MarshaAgogo – gone
